This one time I almost got kicked out of the mall.

So the other day, we're at the mall, and in this mall there was a little train that drove around giving little kids rides. Being the idiot I am, I decided it would be funny to jump in front of the train and act like i was about to get hit! So I jump in front of it and the girl driving it honks her horn at me, and then as she drives away she says to me,"If you do that one more time I'll call security!". HA! You're kidding me right?! You'll call security?? SPARE ME! It's not like I actually stepped in front of a REAL train. I could walk faster than that train.